What do you want? A MEDAL? A COOKIE?? A COOKIEMEDAL???
Jump for joy! Not everyone gets this one
Gg REDO FROM START
lol h u spoony bard wot u doin m8?
The Larank Seal of Quality
The first achievement's free, kid
Friend invite from Larank!
(Secret achievement)
Pain is Hilarious!
You're a veritable walking disaster area
hi how r u
(Secret achievement)
lol I h8 tht bit gl!
(Secret achievement)
o snap can u c it???
(Secret achievement)
I’m Stronger than an Ant
If an ant was... THIS BIG!
COOL IT!
I said read the stat enhance descriptions d*nk!!
heh thats 2 hot 4 me mengu
(Secret achievement)
Curiosity Killed the Cat
“You are mightly on your way, and tips their hat.”
YOU THINK PAIN WILL STOP ME??
IT ONLY SERVES TO FUEL MY RIGHTEOUS HATE!!!
Beaming from Ear to Ear
Beaming quite near, beaming over here
eyyy wana c a MAGIC trick?
(Secret achievement)
dont be so heavy LOAM
(Secret achievement)
do u fink they overdesigned this area
(Secret achievement)
yoyo hey hh do u rp? yes r nop
(Secret achievement)
I MUST DEFEAT THE ENEMY FAST
Delusion would be proud!Or just with shooting them at your own pace, whatevs man
Just what the doctor directed
If the doctor is Larank you should watch out though
use ur H-ead headdy!
(Secret achievement)
u herd of the residents band eye guys?
(Secret achievement)
WHAT DID HE JUST SAY
You’re a disregarding little upstart aren’tcha??
im escaping 2 da 1 place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism
(Secret achievement)
They’re dead, Jimmerrati
(Secret achievement)
am I glad hes frozen in there & we’re out here
(Secret achievement)
& u FIND Larank & u FIND Larank
(Secret achievement)
GARSH
(Secret achievement)
You tripped the alarm!!
(Secret achievement)
SURPRISE!!! HAPPY...
(Secret achievement)
Pick me up, Top me up
The wonders of technology allow you insta-health
Okay I’ll type PROPERLY now!
(Secret achievement)
On the Road to Greatness
Soon you’ll be rolling in trim!
its almost like Another World
(Secret achievement)
GET A LOAD OF THIS!
(Secret achievement)
I’m Powerful and Great and Basically THE COOLEST GUY IN THE WORLD
(Secret achievement)
You are seen.
(Secret achievement)
Curiosity Murdered the Cat
Sometimes you can’t understand something until you see it stop moving
Associative Memory
I knew it went somewhere!
YOU FOUND THE BINGUS!
(Or just 49 power ups, I can’t tell, they look about the same)
We got There in the End
It was the journey that counted
Open the Floor
Get out the Door
It's GOOD for your HEART and BONES!
You watered Larank's alloted place (it makes sense in context)
Some pun about eggs
But I’m an angel’s egg got it? Ya beef jerky
Oooh, look at MISTER BIG GUY HERE!
(Secret achievement)
You're no saviour.
Your talents lie elsewhere.
Veteran of the Bounce
What would we do with NNOOO SPPRRIIINGS? *Whistle*
All-Year Jumper
Yes you can jump well done WE GET IT
Conscientious or Compulsive?
Save the excuses, you got the achievo
Stay in Your Coma
(Secret achievement)
We'll Meet Again as Stars
(Secret achievement)
Visions of Hope
Therefore, Try Just do t!
Smash Stuff, Get Money
Defeated 1005 props, what kind of example are we making for our children?
IT’S RAINING MONEY!!
Whop your wad on the countah!
An Excellent Achievement
Stay fresh, cheese bags!
I am become inexplicable spiked block
Foes find themselves between an anti-gravity room and an oncoming spikey place
I don't even know what that means
But it's bad
All according to plano
(Translator’s Note; plano means “Larank Rulz” in Esperanto)
Despair ahead...
By the way, Don’t give up, Skeleton!
The No-No Zone
Young Babby H got scared again
Blast it All!
Try not to miss or I’
Larank's a Boggle
Larank has too much time on his hands and that H-Boi ain't right
Serious Series, Serious Punches!
Give em the ol’ one two buckle my shoe
Murder Murdered the Cat
Watch out for that Murderous Murder!
Pimp My H-UD
Everything is gold in the future
NieR or FaR
NG+ doesn’t change much but it’s there and you did it like 3 times!
Ring around that Rosie
And many skins yelled only one word. "Larank"
It's a Terrible Day for Rain
I think that's rain anyway, close enough
Oh Barf!
"Now it's time for my head to burst. Good day."
Murder Murdered the Murder
Watch out for those crows up, in the freakin’ bird sky!
Base Tree the Base Tree
In the base??
BUT BULLET TOO SLOW
Delusion would be proud!
How on Tero did that get there?
Look out above, below... anywhere really
It’s a feature
It’s easier to make this a thing than fix it
Rating S++ Extra Good the Legend Man/wo
You beat the game really fast, so much for savouring the atmos
Just imagine a reflection pun
For serious. It’s totes easy, you got this
Totally untubular dude
That 80s kool kid’s crib is like mondo trashed now bro whaaat
It's all in the manual
You did the thing!
The Unusual Suspected Individuals
Confound those EnHanced boys!! Double drat them!
Memories in Bits and Pieces
Memory is a funny old thing
Massive Mass Marauding Murderface Meanie
You sure showed them!
Explosions... I mean erosions
If you are the bomb, put yourself out!
So that’s Quite Interesting
You express yourself by throwing grenades, good(??)
SNOOPING AS USUAL I SEE
Just like Snoopy Snoopy Dog Dog
Big Brother has something in his eye
You totally SHOT those didn't you?
Fresh from the Fight
Full HP after beating the game? That's pretty demanding, really
Ambiguous Question Mark
(Secret achievement)
I would follow thee across the stars a hundred times
(Secret achievement)
Fate. Destiny. Fatestiny
(Secret achievement)
UnEnHanced
Built to last, the future's in the... cast?
ALL HAIL KING OF THE LOSERS!
(Secret achievement)
