Adventures of Chris
Release Date: 8 Oct, 2020
Oh wow, I'm actually kinda surprised you scrolled down this far...that's awesome! My name's Chris, and I'm so excited to tell you about my game! It’s a ‘90s-inspired adventure platformer about the totally normal adventures I went on as a chubby kid back in 1995 - traveling the world, learning useful abilities, and, naturally, getting kidnapped and turned into a balloon by cartoon villains. Thankfully, I escaped and learned to use my transformation as a kind of superpower. I got to learn all kinds of cool stuff - how to throw fireballs and lightning, how to bounce around like a basketball and rocket around the earth. It's a neat story...I think. I really hope you'll enjoy it - I had a lot of fun making it!
- Uncover a sinister story in a quirky, cartoon-like universe.
- Explore 9 locations around the world in any order you please, plus the Kingdom of Lost Balloons and more!
- Build Chris from a weak kid into the ultimate hero by upgrading him with unique special moves and abilities that you can customize to your style.
- Learn (or purchase) increasingly powerful spells and techniques.
- Battle bizarre villains across the globe, including samurai cats, cyborg penguins and whiny vampires.
- Float or fall through unique platforming challenges.
- Two additional full game modes, including bonus content - a more difficult and humorous Mean Mode, and Developer Commentary.
- A variety of unlockable content and secrets to discover, including an in-depth backstory.
- Numerous difficulty settings, including "Ridiculously Easy" for players who prefer to never die, and "Hard for No Reason" for crazy people.
- Snort out loud with a game chock-full of laughs.
SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS
Windows
Minimum:
- OS: Windows XP SP2+
- Processor: SSE2 instruction set support
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Graphics: DX9 (shader model 3.0) or DX11 with feature level 9.3 capabilities
- DirectX: Version 9.0
- Storage: 1 GB available space
Mac OS X
Minimum:
- OS: Mac OS X 10.9+
- Processor: SSE2 instruction set support
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Graphics: DX9 (shader model 3.0) or DX11 with feature level 9.3 capabilities
- Storage: 1 GB available space
SteamOS + Linux
Minimum:
- OS: Ubuntu 12.04+, SteamOS+
- Processor: SSE2 instruction set support
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Graphics: DX9 (shader model 3.0) or DX11 with feature level 9.3 capabilities
- Storage: 1 GB available space
The Adventure Begins
Complete the introductory segment
Mexico Completed
Successfully complete the Mexico level
Puppy Wrangler
Rescue all 3 balloon puppies in the Kingdom of Lost Balloons
Los Angeles Completed
Successfully complete the Los Angeles level
Siberia Completed
Successfully complete the Siberia level
Chile Completed
Successfully complete the Chile level
Malaysia Completed
Successfully complete the Malaysia level
Transylvania Completed
Successfully complete the Transylvania level
Japan Completed
Successfully complete the Japan level
Great Barrier Reef Completed
Successfully complete the Great Barrier Reef level
Geography Master
Successfully complete the Geography Trivia mini-game
Club Level Member
Joined the Cirrus Club
Story Mode Completed
Beat the game in Story Mode (Recommended Difficulty)
Flag Collector
Find all 8 national flags
Book Collector
Find all 8 Sky Book Encyclopedia volumes
Party Like It's 2014
Try the Retro Recipe
I Can Quit Anytime I Want To
Win at least once while playing the slots mini-game
Cookie Collector
Hit Chris's cookie limit
Master Negotiator
Reconcile the Reds and Assorteds
What Goes Up...
Beat the secret boss in Story Mode (Recommended Difficulty)
Story Mode Completed (HFNR)
Beat the game in Story Mode (Hard For No Reason Difficulty)
Let Him Eat Cake!
Defeat Count Junior when you first meet him
So I Was Bored
Beat the secret boss in Dev Commentary mode
Mean Mode Completed
Beat the game in Mean Mode (Recommended Difficulty)
Minimum Percentage Run
Beat Story Mode with only required upgrades and abilities (Recommended Difficulty)
What Goes Up... (Mean Mode)
Beat the secret boss in Mean Mode (Recommended Difficulty)
What Goes Up... (HFNR)
Beat the secret boss in Story Mode (Hard For No Reason Difficulty)
Mean Mode Completed (HFNR)
Beat the game in Mean Mode (Hard For No Reason Difficulty)
