Graveyard Keeper
Release Date: 15 Aug, 2018
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About the Game
Graveyard Keeper is the most inaccurate medieval cemetery management sim of all time. Build and manage your own graveyard, and expand into other ventures, while finding shortcuts to cut costs. Use all the resources you can find. After all, this is a game about the spirit of capitalism, and doing whatever it takes to build a thriving business. And it’s also a love story.
- Face ethical dilemmas. Do you really want to spend money on that proper burger meat for the witch-burning festival, when you have so many resources lying around?
- Gather valuable materials and craft new items. Expand your Graveyard into a thriving business. Help yourself -- gather the valuable resources scattered across the surrounding areas, and explore what this land has to offer.
- Quests and corpses. These dead bodies don't need all those organs, do they? Why not grind them up and sell them to the local butcher? Or you can go on proper quests, you roleplayer.
- Explore mysterious dungeons. No medieval game would be complete without those! Take a trip into the unknown, and find discover new alchemy ingredients -- which may or may not poison a whole bunch of nearby villagers.
SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS
Windows
Minimum:
- OS: Windows 7
- Processor: Intel core i5, 1.5 GHz and up
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: 1 Gb dedicated video card, shader model 3.0+
- DirectX: Version 10
- Storage: 1 GB available space
Mac OS X
Minimum:
- OS: Lion (10.7)
- Processor: Intel core i5, 1.5 GHz and up
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: 1 Gb dedicated video card, shader model 3.0+
- Storage: 1 GB available space
SteamOS + Linux
Minimum:
- OS: Ubuntu 12.04
- Processor: Intel core i5, 1.5 GHz and up
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: 1 Gb dedicated video card, shader model 3.0+
- Storage: 1 GB available space
First slice

Got your first slice of meat. Smells a little strange, but looks like ordinary meat...
Novice gravedigger

Buried your first body.
Sweetheart Bishop

Met Bishop. His motto - Pray, preach, and look like you won the lottery.
Shady Snake

Met Snake. He seems dangerous. You get why everybody calls him Snake.
Holy Inquisition

Met the Lord Inquisitor. An unwavering kind of guy. You definitely wouldn't want to be his enemy.
Charm itself

Met Ms Charm. There's something about this woman that you can't understand.
Even here

Fixed the garden. You'll spend a lot of time here...
Wealthy merchant

Met Merchant. He's always ready to do business. Except around dinner time.
Old Astrologer

Met Astrologer. He's wise and tired of everything, even life.
Bridge builder

Fixed the bridge. Whatever else happens, you'll always be remembered as a great bridge builder!
A perfect gift

Gave a skull to Astrologer. A skull makes a nice present indeed!
Advanced gravedigger

Buried 10 bodies.
Just red points

Collected 1000 red points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Just green points

Collected 1000 green points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
His house

Upgraded the church.
Summon a chicken

Snake summoned a chicken. Well... it's a start. Better than nothing.
Marble

Got the marble quarry ready. Marble is better than stone.
Not far from the ground

Dungeon level 5 cleared!
Graveyard Veggies

Started a company with Merchant. A great name for a successful company!
A book with funny pictures

Gave the Necronomicon to Snake. Hope nobody uses it as cookbook!
More red points!

Collected 3000 red points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Stone fence

Built a stone fence around the graveyard. Your graveyard is well protected now.
Just blue points

Collected 1000 blue points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Sashimi master

Made 30 slices. You've got the perfect size slice pretty much down.
Apprentice

Discovered 5 alchemy recipes. You're getting to know how things work in the lab.
Perfume

Gave some perfume to Ms Charm. It smells nice, and wasn't tested on animals.
Night watch

Got rid of the guardsmen's ambush. Now you are the Witch Hill Keeper too!
Kitchen boy

Cooked 10 different dishes or drinks.
On every shelf

Your company achieved 5 Fame. When you want quality vegetables -- you go to the graveyard!
Dream dinner

Made a gold-star dinner.
Simple but stylish

Decorated a Dark Shrine. Looks better than your first apartment!
His mansion

Upgraded the church for the second time.
Winemaker

Made a gold-star wine.
The Mill

Fixed the mill. No further need to grind everything by hand.
Not a hot dog

Sold burgers at the burning ceremony. It's a mystery why you didn't make hotdogs.
More green points!

Collected 3000 green points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Golden pumpkin

Harvested a gold-star pumpkin.
Side quest

You killed a Vampire Hunter. In life, there are no side quests.
A fish a day!

Caught 6 different types of fish. One fish for every day!
Scary dungeon depths

Dungeon level 10 cleared!
Alchemist

Discovered 10 alchemy recipes. Just remember, the Philosopher's Stone is a lie.
Ideal song

Got an Ideal Song from Vagner. Now you know how you'll make a million bucks, once you get back home.
Two brothers

(Secret achievement)
Match 3

Collected three dark organs. Three in a row! The Inquisition is going to get a prize!
A father and a son

(Secret achievement)
MacPlayer

There can be only one.
Prodigal father

(Secret achievement)
Best seller

Gave a gold-star book to Astrologer. You should consider writing six more...
Back home

(Secret achievement)
Tastes like home

Ate a fish stick. It reminded you of home...
Landlord

Bought your first land in the Village. By cheating a sick and helpless old man.
Nothing underneath

Dungeon level 15 cleared!
Talking Skull

Built the tavern. Horadric wishes you were dead now.
Employee of the month

Yorick became your bartender. For no salary. Slavery? No, he's made of wood!
Forward to the past

Used the archaeological time machine for the first time. And didn't go mad.
Shovel master

Buried 50 bodies.
More blue points!

Collected 3000 blue points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Fish collector

Caught 10 different types of fish.
An unexpected guest

Met marquis Teodoro Jr. An aristocrat in danger - what could be more profitable!
Cook

Cooked 20 different dishes or drinks.
Vampires in the Village

A vampire is terrorizing the villagers? Solution: an army of carnivorous bees.
Master alchemist

Discovered 20 alchemy recipes. Now it's time to buy a white van and drive into the desert.
Witnessed him

(Secret achievement)
Revolution begins

It's your last chance to join the workers and peasants. To be more specific, the donkeys and rats.
Open mic

Put on your first Comedy Show. The guests laughed on command, so everything went good.
Good skull

Your tavern's quality is 20! Wow!
First party

Threw your first alco-party. The guests remember nothing, but they enjoyed it.
A nation divided

(Secret achievement)
Well-known skull

Your tavern's quality is 40! Double Wow!
Rat race

Organized your first rat race. The winning rat got a giant piece of cheese, choked on it, and died.
He trusted you...

(Secret achievement)
Locking up the sun

Put on your first concert. Ms. Charm's fans fell into ecstasy and a brawl broke out.
Cook of Revolution

You've helped the revolutionaries. Let's spread donkey communism across the world!
Writer of Revolution

You've helped the revolutionaries again. They'll be hard pressed to hang you as a "dirty exploiter".
Viva la King

(Secret achievement)
Read before signing

(Secret achievement)
King Gerry

(Secret achievement)
Camp

Now you have your own camp! And hundreds of potential enemies -- in the form of Inquisitors.
Epic skull

Your tavern's quality is 80! Ultra Wow!
The face of the enemy

Exposed the vampire. Time to play Van Helsing!
To stop an Ancient Curse

Alaric convinced you to help. Refusal would have been dangerous to your health.
Blood supplier

Brought corpse blood to the vampire. Not very tasty, but better than many popular diets!
Vampires are over

(Secret achievement)
Chef

Cooked 30 different dishes or drinks. You can call yourself a Chef now.
Ideologist of Revolution

You've helped revolutionaries a third time. Who is next in line for General Secretary?
One more inquisitor

Met lady Beatrice. Technically, you resisted her charms. But in your imagination...
Gold fish

Got a gold fish. Want to make a wish?
Long live the Revolution

(Secret achievement)
Raccoon thyroid stew

The cook has recovered her peace of mind. Now her friends won't avoid obesity and gastritis.
Health care

50 health potions. -- And all of them red!
Mysterious woman

Watched a scene from the past. Nothing is clear but it's quite intriguing...
Developed camp

You've improved your camp. The chances that the refugees will die of starvation got lower.
Spirit summoner

(Secret achievement)
Beheaded horse

You helped the undertaker deal with her dead husband's relatives. The funeral mass is soon.
Ichthyologist

Caught 15 types of fish! You know everything about fish. They feel uncomfortable about it...
More forest thugs

You provided the tanner's son with the bright and happy future of a forest thug. Nice work!
Awkward interrogation

Interrogated vampire Carl, leaving Carl greatly enlightened.
Between worlds

(Secret achievement)
Strengthened camp

You've provided the camp with some fortifications. They look dubious, but the settlers like them.
Best race

Organized an excellent rat race. Two guests lost everything and drowned themselves.
Lesser evil

Lady Beatrice made you an offer you can't refuse. Unless you decide to refuse.
Paradise

Your camp is flawless. You should write a guide to camp management!
Refugees are safe

(Secret achievement)
Brutal fisherman

Caught 200 fish. Your name is used to terrify misbehaving fish larvae.
Best party

Threw an excellent alco-party. It's time to open the local drunk tank.
Best mic

Put on an excellent Comedy Show. It can't be -- the guests didn't have to be commanded to laugh!
Best concert

Put on an excellent concert. Ms. Charm received a marriage proposal from each male spectator.
The show must go on

Organized 15 events. You're a natural-born event manager!
Exterminate!

(Secret achievement)