Bay Would be Proud
Destroy 50 explosive items
Can Opener
Kill 50 SWAT Team members
Cop Killer
Kill 200 police officers
Police Brutality
Cause 10 people to be shot by police
Bad Neighbour
(Secret achievement)
Jackson Pollock
Kill 10 people with one grenade
Conductor
(Secret achievement)
Winners Don't Use Drugs
Execute 20 junkies
Liberal
Fire 10,000 rounds
Terrorist
Kill 1,000 people
Grand Theft Hatred
Destroy 10 cars in 10 seconds
Leon
Kill 100 SWAT Team members
Hateful History X
(Secret achievement)
Terrorizer
(Secret achievement)
Cheers!
(Secret achievement)
Vietcong
Kill 150 Soldiers
Omaha Beach MG Bunker
Kill 300 Soldiers
Natural Selector
Kill 2,000 people
Nuclear Lucifer
(Secret achievement)
They didn't play COD-MP
(Secret achievement)
Bill Williamson
(Secret achievement)
Holiday Destroyer
(Secret achievement)
Sluggish
Beat the game on story mode
Riot Causer
Kill 500 Police Officers
Kentucky Fried People
Set 200 people on fire
Conservative
Fire 25,000 rounds
Feminist
Kill 2,000 males
War Craftsman
(Secret achievement)
Mainstream Guy
Kill 50 hipsters
Welcome To Primetime
Break 50 TV's
Edgy
Perform 500 executions
Regular whiner
Acquire Rank 5 in Survival game mode
Genocide Machine
Kill 3,000 people
Wuss
Beat the game on easy difficulty
Time Trial
(Secret achievement)
Postal Dude Would Be Proud
Set 500 people on fire
I'm the good guy
Hit the 25000 score mark as a Policeman in Survival game mode
Serial suicide
Die 10 times in Survival game mode
Hater
Beat the game on hard difficulty
"War Is In My Blood" - J. R.
Fire 50,000 rounds
Guy next door
Reach the score of 50000 in Survival game mode
Death Incarnate
Kill 5,000 people
It stings!
Hit the 25000 score mark as a Widowmaker in Survival game mode
You got what you deserved
Reach maximum adrenaline on 'Federal Tax Department' in Survival game mode
No place like prison
Hit the 25000 score mark as a Recidivist in Survival game mode
The Witcher
(Secret achievement)
Chick across the street
Reach the score of 100000 in Survival game mode
Found you!
Reach maximum adrenaline on 'Metro Station Shelter' map in Survival game mode
I'm no merchant
Reach 50000 score without spending anything in Survival game mode
Extremist
Beat the game on extreme difficulty
Got no insurance
Don't get hit by a single bullet or explosion for 5 minutes in Survival game mode
Like a cop
Reach the score of 25000 playing as a Policeman only using regular pistol on your victims in Survival game mode
I'm fast
Reach the score of 25000 playing as a Widowmaker only using SWAT sub-machine gun on your victims in Survival game mode
Quit the picnic already
Reach maximum adrenaline on 'Apocalyptic Harbour' map in Survival game mode
Leave that lawn alone
Complete "Home" level on insane difficulty with all sidequests
Meant it when I said it
Reach 100000 score without spending anything in Survival game mode
Be always prepared
Buy all the explosives on a map in a single play in Survival game mode
Mother-in-law
Reach the score of 250000 in Survival game mode
Car free day
Complete "Train" level on insane difficulty with all sidequests
Last stop
Complete "Train Station" level on insane difficulty with all sidequests
Tough guy
Reach the score of 25000 playing as a Recidivist only using shotgun on your victims in Survival game mode
Misogynist
Kill 2,000 females
Clueless guy in high place
Reach the score of 500000 in Survival game mode
Raider of Apocalypse
Kill 10,000 people
No vampires allowed
Achieve 50000 score while not healing yourself by using executions in Survival game mode
Brutality expert
Acquire Rank 10 in Survival game mode
Blackout
Complete "Power Plant" level on insane difficulty
Sorry, had a bad day
Raise you score to 50000 and do not let any civilian die in Survival game mode
That's my plan for your retirement
Complete "Marina" level on insane difficulty with all sidequests
Madman
Beat the game on insane difficulty
My turn now
Complete "Army Base" level on insane difficulty with all sidequests
No more traffic
Complete "Downtown" level on insane difficulty with all sidequests
You should see a shrink
Play for 50 hours
Hatred commando
Acquire Rank 15 in Survival game mode