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The King is Back!

Cocked, loaded and ready for action, Duke delivers epic ass-kicking, massive weapons, giant explosions and pure unadulterated fun!

Put on your shades and step into the boots of Duke Nukem. The alien hordes are invading and only Duke can save the world. Pig cops, alien shrink rays and enormous alien bosses can’t stop this epic hero from accomplishing his goal: to save the world, save the babes and to be a bad-ass while doing it.

The King arrives with an arsenal of over-the-top weapons, non-stop action, and unprecedented levels of interactivity. With hours and hours of action, and a range of bodacious multiplayer modes, rest assured knowing the fun goes on and on.

Story

Did the Alien bastards not learn their lesson the first time? Duke has been on hiatus for some time now, kicking back and franchising himself on the fame he gained from saving Earth from the first invasion. The Aliens have returned to Earth yet again, messing up Duke’s sweet routine of dirty leisure habits.

The Alien invaders are stealing Earth’s women, especially the hot ones! And they drank Duke’s beer. This. Won’t. Stand. As Duke battles his way through waves of aliens, the once beautiful gambling haven and Duke Nukem franchise chains are crumbling before his eyes. Time to bring the pain!

Features

Bust a Gut: Duke pulls no punches. Duke’s constant stream of hilarious one-liners throughout the game make this an out loud good time.
World Interactivity: Spend as much time as you want shooting hoops, lifting weights, playing pinball, pool, air hockey, and slots.
Scale & Variety: Packed with explosive FPS action, outlandish settings, driving, and puzzle solving — gamers will never tire of the endless FUN.
Multiplayer Like No Other: Classic modes are re-made with a Duke twist. Shrink, squash, freeze and shatter your opponents, or just frag them with a rocket.

SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS

Windows

Minimum:

OS: Windows XP/Vista/7
Processor: Intel Core 2 Duo @ 2.0 Ghz / AMD Athlon 64 X2 @ 2.0 Ghz
Memory: 1 Gb
Hard Disk Space: 10 Gb free
Video Memory: 256 MB
Video Card: nVidia GeForce 7600 / ATI Radeon HD 2600
Sound Card: DirectX Compatible
OTHER REQUIREMENTS & SUPPORTS: Initial installations required (included with the game) are Microsoft DirectX, Visual C++ 2005 Redistributable (ATL), Visual C++ 2008 Redistributable, and AMD Dual Core Optimizer. (AMD optimizer required only for specific AMD processors to run the game correctly, but installs for all of them.)
OTHER REQUIREMENTS & SUPPORTS: Does not support Windows XP 64

Recommended:

OS: Windows XP/Vista/7
Processor: Intel Core 2 Duo @ 2.4 Ghz / AMD Athlon 64 X2 @ 2.6 Ghz
Memory: 2GB
Hard Disk Space: 10 Gb free
Video Memory: 512 MB
Video Card: nVidia GeForce 8800 GTS / ATI Radeon HD 3850
Sound Card: DirectX Compatible
OTHER REQUIREMENTS & SUPPORTS: Initial installations required (included with the game) are Microsoft DirectX, Visual C++ 2005 Redistributable (ATL), Visual C++ 2008 Redistributable, and AMD Dual Core Optimizer. (AMD optimizer required only for specific AMD processors to run the game correctly, but installs for all of them.)

Mac OS X

Minimum:

OS: OS X 10.7.5 or newer
Processor: Intel Core 2 Duo (Dual-Core) 2.4 GHz
Memory: 2 GB
Hard Disk Space: 10 GB free disk space
Video Card: ATI Radeon 2600/NVidia Geforce 8600 256MB or better. NVIDIA GeForce 9400M not supported. Intel integrated video chipsets (including GMA 950) are not supported.
Other Requirements: Mouse and keyboard. Apple original CPU's only, CPU upgrades not supported. NVIDIA GeForce 9400M not supported. This game is not supported on volumes formatted as Mac OS Extended (Case Sensitive)

Recommended:

OS: OS X 10.7.5 or newer
Processor: Intel Quad Core 2.6 GHz
Memory: 4 GB
Hard Disk Space: 10 GB free disk space
Video Card: ATI Radeon 2600/NVidia Geforce 8600 512MB or better. NVIDIA GeForce 9400M not supported. Intel integrated video chipsets (including GMA 950) are not supported.
Other Requirements: Mouse and keyboard. Apple original CPU's only, CPU upgrades not supported. This game is not supported on volumes formatted as Mac OS Extended (Case Sensitive)

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One-Eyed Freak

Defeat the Cycloid

Drawrings

Doodle something on the whiteboard in SP

Flagon of Chuckles

Drink a beer in SP

Extermination

Kill 50 aliens

Juiced

Take steroids in SP

Nobody Likes a Whiner

Knock out the talent at the talk show

Annihilation

Kill 100 aliens

Natural Disaster 3x

Kill 3 aliens at once

Pit Champion

Defeat the Battlelord in Las Vegas

Nuclear Devastation

Kill 250 aliens

Big Guns, Big Ships

Blow up 5 enemy gunships or dropships

Baron von Nukem

Shoot down 20 alien fighters

Not Bad for a Human

Defeat the Alien Queen

Dead Useful

Kill 10 aliens with environmental explosives

On the Noggin'

Kill 30 aliens with headshots

Turd Burglar

Find and steal a piece of poo

Road Rage

Kill 15 aliens with the monster truck

Full Body Tourettes

Get knocked down 10 times

He's Got a Hologram!

Use a Holoduke in SP

A Good Dam Fight

Defeat the Battlelord on the Hoover Dam

I Need a Towel

Get hit by 10 Pregnator bombs

Octacide

Defeat the Octaking

Beating the One-Eyed Worm

Defeat the Energy Leech

Piece of Cake

Complete the SP campaign on Easy Difficulty

Noms

Eat 10 pieces of food during the SP campaign

Fork the Pork

Kill 6 aliens with the forklift

Sticky Bomb Like You!

Put a Trip Mine on a live alien

Lots of Whacking

Win a game of Alien Abortion in the strip club

Hippy-Stomper

Foot stomp 12 aliens

Substance Abuser

Drink beer while on steroids or vice-versa in SP

Judge, Jury, Executioner

Execute 20 aliens

Sunday, Black Sunday

Shoot down the blimp above the stadium

Let's Rock

Complete the SP campaign on Normal Difficulty

Duke Angry, Duke Smash!

Kill 15 aliens with melee attacks while on steroids

Tosser... in the Literal Sense

Kill 10 aliens with tossed objects

Special Thanks

Watch the credits all the way through

I Need a Date

Look at every page of a calendar in SP

Trapper

Kill 10 aliens with Trip Mines

Freeze Well!

Kill 15 frozen aliens

Air-Duke

Win air hockey with a score of 7-0 in the strip club

Heart to Heart

(Secret achievement)

Party Animal

Drink all of the beers in the strip club

Bloody Red Rover

(Secret achievement)

Another Piece of Cake

(Secret achievement)

Come Get Some

Complete the SP campaign on Hard Difficulty

Gunslinger

Carry the gold pistol through the whole SP campaign

Hedonist, not Misogynist

(Secret achievement)

Threesome

(Secret achievement)

Let's Rock Out

(Secret achievement)

Companion Barrel

Unlock the secret closet at the end of the Forkstop

Balls of Steel

Earn a 1,000,000 pinball score in SP

Passive Aggressive

(Secret achievement)

Bucket Head

Find all 3 helmets in the SP campaign

I Am All That Is Man

Discover all ego cap rewards

Pescaphobe

Kill all of the catfish in the underwater level

Call Waiting

Listen to all phone messages

Damn, I'm Good

Complete the SP campaign on Insane Difficulty

Come Get a Little More

(Secret achievement)

Bubble Buster

(Secret achievement)

Scientits

(Secret achievement)

I Am All That Is Man - Again!

(Secret achievement)

Damn, I'm REALLY Good

(Secret achievement)

Weest33

February 9, 2016

Duke Nukem Forever... after a long wait it finally got released.. Well this is my review so let's head to it!:

The game from my Point of view is good I really enjoyed it, even though the wait was too long D: but still it's really funny all the way, the humour well if you are a filthy teenager like me you will find it funny but maybe if you are a serious mature guy maybe you won't find it funny since most of Duke jokes are sex reference.

Now the bad part of the game... the multiplayer mode..

Multiplayer mode was looking good when I finished the game but I just found that there aren't servers maybe the day when It got released it was filled with tons of servers but I don't know that, the game is filled with a lot of hackers, that you can't kill or are around there headshooting everyone or speedhacking like crazy. This as my experience was so bad 3 minutes into a deathmatch and got tilted because of cheaters.

So If you are going to get this game get it for the single player mode it's funny entertaining, it has mini games where you can increase your ego funny interactions, and obviously It's all about Duke.