Death Road to Canada
Release Date: 21 Jul, 2016
Death Road to Canada is a Randomly Generated Road Trip Simulator. You control and manage a car full of jerks as they explore cities, recruit weird people, argue with each other, and face gigantic swarms of slow zombies.
Death Road is built for replay value. Everything is randomized: locations, events, survivor appearances and personalities. There's a different story every time you play, set in a world that doesn't take itself too seriously.
Death Features:
- Up to 500 zombies can hunt you down at a time. Fight them, try to squirm past, or run.
- Use the character creator to put yourself, friends, and family in the game. Have them show up at random to get eaten!
- Find special and rare events, weapons, and characters with strange abilities.
- Make tough choices in Interactive Fiction events. Get different options and results based on the traits of your party members.
- Teach a dog how to drive a car.
- Throw chairs. Get your characters strong enough to throw large sofas.
- Most family friendly zombie apocalypse game on the market! Any gore explosion is in a cute style. We censor the word d*ngus once.
- Tell people to "Cool it."
- 2 player local same screen co-op where you control up to 4 characters!
SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS
Windows
Minimum:
- OS: Windows 7, XP, Vista, 8, and newer
- Processor: 1.3 ghz
- Memory: 128 MB RAM
- Graphics: Minimum Supported Texture Size 2048x2048
- Storage: 60 MB available space
Mac OS X
Minimum:
- OS: OS X 10.8.5 or newer
- Processor: 1.3 ghz
- Memory: 128 MB RAM
- Graphics: Minimum Supported Texture Size 2048x2048
- Storage: 120 MB available space
SteamOS + Linux
Minimum:
- OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS or newer
- Processor: 1.3 ghz
- Memory: 128 MB RAM
- Graphics: Minimum Supported Texture Size 2048x2048
- Storage: 60 MB available space
Patch me Up
Heal teammates 75 times.
First Trip to Canada
Win Death Road Normal Mode.
No Jerk Left Behind
Win with a full team of 4 people/dogs/beings.
Gallant Knight
Knight left the team alive.
Magical Wishing Toilet
Open 100 toilets, revealing the toilet genie.
Car Repair
Train Mechanical 50 times.
Buncha Weirdos
Win Rare Characters Mode.
Ramming Speed
Reach the final area with a working car.
Cooling It
A miracle happened that day...
Human Repair
Train Medical 50 times.
No One Left Behind
Win with no ally deaths. This includes traders and mall cops.
Free Chicken
Rescued a chicken. May have turned it into nugs after.
Help From My Pals
Win Familiar Characters Mode.
Target Practice
Train Shooting 75 times.
Getting in Shape
Train Fitness 75 times.
Little Vacation
Beat Short Trip to Heck Mode.
Gotta Get Huge
Train Strength 100 times. Build mass, build bulk.
Are We There Yet?
Win Long Winding Road Mode.
Paranormal
Proved the existence of spooky ghosts.
DA NA NA NAA
Win with L#nk. The censored vowel changes every game.
Could Be Worse
Beat Deadlier Road Mode.
Day of the Circus
(Secret achievement)
Valhalla
Win with Valkyrie. This should be an easy one.
Anime Syndrome
Anime Girl anime'd the car.
Coup De Grace
Win with the Fencer. Parry and Riposte!
Thankyaverymuch
Win with Alvis, the Crooner of the Zombocalypse.
World Champ
Win with the Boxer. Stick and move!
Derby Champ
Win with Roller Derby Woman. She's well trained for the zombocalypse.
Sumo Solution
Win with sumo wrestler. Sumo is the ultimate anti-zombie martial art.
Luchadore
Win with El Satan's patented wrestling moves.
SOME PIG
Win with some pig in the team.
Berserker
Win with a BERSERK! trait character. They're rather death prone.
Mr. Popular
Win with the friendliest guy there is.
Abracadabra
Win with the Wizard! It is your destiny.
Zombie Fashion
Win with the Debutante. I guess she does kind of look like Mary Poppins.
I Hate Skeletons
Win with a skeleton. Internal skeletons don't count.
Extreme Weirdos
Win Rare Characters EXTREME Mode.
Cat Fancy
Win with Cat Lady. Who knew hoarding cats would be this useful?
Caveman Crush
Win a game with the caveman after breaking her out of the ice.
Scientific
Win with the bunker laboratory scientist.
Bonds of Steel
Win Familiar Characters EXTREME Mode.
HL3
Win with Gordo. Any resemblance to another character is coincidental.
Goatal Victory
Win the game with a goat. It's going to ruin the car.
Song of Zombo
Win with the Renaissance Faire bard recruit.
Grueling Victory
Beat Marathon Mode.
Cat Attack
Win the game with a feral cat in the team.
HA! HA!
Win with the funny Clown. *distorted honk*
Bwaugh!
Win with the original hot Vampire, not those newfangled sparkling ones.
Five Game Streak
Win 5 consecutive games in a row without losing.
My Lovely Horse
Win with Horse. You're a pony no more.
Too Swole to Control
Win with The Last Bodybuilder. He's so strong.
Gnome Power
Win with Gnomey, the most OP character. S++ on the Official Tier List.
CAAAAAARL!
Carl! Caaaaarl!
The Loneliest Road
Pure solo victory. Start with one character, never get a recruit.
G#rfening
Win with G#rf. Every day... is a Monday.
Cannonball
Win the game with the pirate captain rare trader camp recruit.
Witch's Brew
Win with the Witch. Magic hat, magic broom, magic uzi.
NICE ONE, HOSER
(Secret achievement)
The Last Panda
Win with the Panda. Maybe Canada will be a good habitat.
Fae Folk
Win with the Queen of Fairies. Make a wish for friendship.
Has Left The Building
(Secret achievement)
The Kepaning
Beat K*E*P*A Mode.
Mode Master
(Secret achievement)
Zombillion
Splat 100,000 zombies!
Don't Let Me Die
Win K*E*P*A Mode with Kepa. Please don't get me killed.
Grizzled Hermit
Win with the Hermit after coaxing him out of his Hermit Hut.
Merry Christmas
Win with Santa, a real Christmas miracle.
Omega Streak
Streak the first 10 game modes!
Dog Squad
Win with 4 dogs. Dog squaaaaad.
Happy Thanksgiving
Win with Turkey. Tip: Do not eat it.
America Day
Win the game with Uncle Sam or Muscle Eagle.
Canada Day
Win the game with the holiday beaver in the team.
Mountie
Magical Anime Girl
Horse Mann
Luchadore
Mall Cops
Hordes of Zombies
Funny Clown
Mysterious Hitchhiker
Pug and Superpug
Little Gray Man
Shambling Walls of Death
Santa Claus
Valkyrie
The Last Bodybuilder
Steel Knight
