Goat Simulator: GOATY Edition
Release Date: 1 Apr, 2014
Goat Simulator: GOATY Edition includes the GoatZ, Payday, Waste of Space and Soundtrack DLC.
Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history.
Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. Destroy things with style, such as doing a backflip while headbutting a bucket through a window, and you'll earn even more points! Or you could just give Steam Workshop a spin and create your own goats, levels, missions, and more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.
Disclaimer
Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.
Key Features
- You can be a goat
- Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat
- Steam Workshop support - make your own goats, levels, missions, game modes, and more!
- MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it
- In-game physics that bug out all the time
- Seriously look at that goat's neck
- You can be a goat
Mac and Linux Disclaimer
The Mac and Linux ports are still in Beta. Expect problems. We're working on fixing them asap!
SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS
Windows
Minimum:
- OS: Windows Vista
- Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
- DirectX: Version 9.0c
- Storage: 2 GB available space
- Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
Recommended:
- OS: Windows 7 or 8
- Processor: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
- DirectX: Version 9.0c
- Storage: 2 GB available space
- Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
Mac OS X
Minimum:
- OS: OS X 10.7
- Processor: 1,4 GHz Intel i5, 2.0 GHz Dual Core
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 4000
- Storage: 2 GB available space
- Additional Notes: MacBook Pro 2011, iMac 2011, MacBook Air 2012
Recommended:
- OS: OS X 10.8
- Processor: 2 GHz Intel i5 Processor
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 5000
- Storage: 2 GB available space
- Additional Notes: 2013 models or better
SteamOS + Linux
Minimum:
- OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
- Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
- Storage: 2 GB available space
- Additional Notes: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
Recommended:
- OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
- Processor: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
- Storage: 2 GB available space
- Additional Notes: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
FINALLY
Become the master of the goat tower.
Angel Goat
Do no evil.
Demogoat
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Stand by for Goatfall
Finish all wallrun quest
Goat Queen
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Alexander Goatstafsson
Win the title bout!
What is its purpose?
Thrash the Goathenge
LOEK master
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Goats 'n' Stuff
Hold your own concert
Devil Goat
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Maximum MLG Big Plays
Knock a bucket into a person
Boulder of Death
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Pedestrian
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
A story about my goat
I'm sorry about my goat
Disgusting
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Involuntary QA
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Ling Ling into battle go
Fight the turtles
Steve's Quest
Give Steve Works the apples
Butthurt
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Rymdskepp i Rymden
Travel to space!
Cardio kills your gains
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Jousting Goat
Unlock the jousting mutator
Here's Johnny!
Wield an axe with your tongue
A Story about my elevator
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
I can't believe that worked
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Dodge This
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Malleus Maleficarum
Burn them!
Goat of the hill
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Boat ride
Enjoy your trip
Mile High Club
Lick the Hanging Glider.
One man, two shots and a religion
Inflate that guy's knee
The mage's favourite
Burn people from afar
Old Goat
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Vegas, baby!
Hit The jackpot.
Jörgen
Jörgen.
The Savage
Paint with all the colors of the wind
GoatBuilt
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Not again...
Get deviously trapped again
Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Mattress Madness
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Don't Panic
srsly
Mermaid Goat
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Sällskapsresan
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Wheel Goat
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Gravity Goat
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Try Hard
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Around the World on 5 Trampolines
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Powerhoof SMASH
Kick a person into a car
Tony Goat
Finish all manual quests
Voluntary QA
Trash the server room
Valkyrie
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
The goa'th amendment
Craft all the weapons in one game
ExcaliGoat
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
One Ball
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Flip-Kick
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Builder Goat
Find all the blocks
The Icelandic Experience
It never erupts when you want it to.
Elfstreet Boys
Baa with the choir
Is that a goat?
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Columbian Sugar Lord
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Too much fun
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
The Flapmaster
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
I am Bread
Are you bread?
Steal the show
Do a card trick at the magician
Music Non Stop
Jump on the launchpad
Hat Simulator
Buy all hats
Neckbeard
Smell and look like one
Goatta catch 'em all!
How do you catch goats?
I freaking love goats
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Zombie slayer
Kill 20 zombies in one game
SteamWorld Goat
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Masterchef
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Better than Warlords of Dredmor
Reach level 101
An Unnecessary Journey
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Look at it go!
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Hang tight
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
The Cow Whisperer
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
It's working... IT'S WORKING!
Run wild with the podracer.
Survive for your life
Survive 10 days
BFF
Lick a friend
Retirement
Just finish that one LAST job.
Le Voyage Dans la Lune.
A Trip to the Moon.
The puke machine
Complete centrifuge event.
Love or Hate?
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Goat from above
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Don't starve
Eat 50 food items in one game
Itsamee!
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Big in japan
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Goat Theft Auto
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Bounce it!
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Fund this!
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
The Big Score
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Warm bath
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
I Am Goat
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Rocket League
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Shattered dreams
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Suppress the Suppressor
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Hoarder
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Survivalist
Craft all items in one game
Goatipede
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
What’s the count?
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
A new challenger has appeared
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Captain industry
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Gather $1000000
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Sweet collection!
Find 10 trophies.
The world is your canvas
Tag 10 walls.
Use the sword, goat
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Dastardly
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Goatfellas
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Camel Cavalry
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Fifty Shades of NPC
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
You raise me up!
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
The Song of my People
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Plentiful masquerade
Wear 30 masks at once.
Testaholic
Complete test chambers.
Spend money to make money
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Ready for the grill
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
What came first? The alien or the egg?
Headbutt all alien eggs.
splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey
Visit the badehaus.
My little brony
Find all the pony horses.
Bacon marauder
Shoot down 30 police ships.
NERD!
Find all trophies in Space.
Wow is that a limited edition?
Find 20 trophies.
Miner inconvenience
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Ruler of the seven skies
Blow up all pirate ships.
Be not afreight
Destroy all freighters.
That's Fedorable
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Black Goat
A Pimp Named Goatback
Not a Goat
Evil Goat
Three Horned Goat Jesus
