POSTAL 2
Release Date: 13 Apr, 2003
Updates since release on Steam in 2013
- Full controller support
- Steam workshop integration
- Many features to the POSTed SDK that make creating workshop content easier
- The ability to play all seven days of POSTAL 2 and Apocalypse weekend in one playthrough
- Apocalypse weekend’s dismemberment feature to the entire seven days
- Twelve new weapons courtesy of the Eternal Damnation mod
- Greater variation in NPC and Zombies. They have a bigger variety of voices, more animations and improved interactions with each other and The Dude
- 68 Steam Achievement
- Improved widescreen compatibility, including triple-headed setups
- FoV slider, Triple Buffering and V-sync to the video options
- Footstep sounds that change on different surface types
- Holiday events for St Patrick's Day, Valentine’s Day, Easter and Halloween
- Much, much more!
About the Game
Live a week in the life of "The POSTAL Dude"; a hapless everyman just trying to check off some chores. Buying milk, returning an overdue library book, getting Gary Coleman's autograph, what could possibly go wrong?
Blast, chop and piss your way through a freakshow of American caricatures in this darkly humorous first-person adventure. Meet Krotchy: the toy mascot gone bad, visit your Uncle Dave at his besieged religious cult compound and battle sewer-dwelling Taliban when you least expect them! Endure the sphincter-clenching challenge of cannibal rednecks, corrupt cops and berserker elephants. Accompanied by Champ, the Dude's semi-loyal pitbull, battle your way through open environments populated with amazingly unpredictable AI. Utilize an arsenal of weapons ranging from a humble shovel to a uniquely hilarious rocket launcher.
Collect a pack of attack dogs! Use cats as silencers! Piss and pour gasoline on anything and everyone! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!
Key Features
- Aggressive vs. Passive: POSTAL 2 is only as violent as you are.
- One large non-linear world.
- Explore the world and accomplish your errands at your own pace.
- Interact with Non-Player Characters
- Survival Mode: If you choose to play as a pacifist, you will still have to deal with the NPC's who may also go POSTAL!
- Based on the Unreal Editor: Easy to use and very powerful, with many mods already available from the community.
SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS
Windows
Minimum:
- OS:Windows XP SP3/Vista/7/8/10
- Processor:Pentium 3 1133MHz or AMD Athlon 733MHz Processor
- Memory:128 MB RAM
- Graphics:32MB GeForce 2 or Radeon Video Card
- DirectX®:8.0
- Hard Drive:10 GB available space
- Other Requirements:Broadband Internet connection
Recommended:
- OS:Windows XP SP3/Vista/7/8/10
- Processor:1.2GHz
- Memory:384 MB RAM
- Graphics:64MB GeForce 3 or Radeon 8500 Video Card
- DirectX®:8.0
- Hard Drive:10 GB available space
- Other Requirements:Broadband Internet connection
Mac OS X
Minimum:
- OS:MacOS X 10.6 or higher
- Processor:700Mhz (PowerPC)
- Memory:256 MB RAM
- Graphics:32MB Radeon or Geforce 2
- Hard Drive:10 GB available space
- Other Requirements:Broadband Internet connection
Recommended:
- OS:MacOS X 10.6 or higher
- Processor:1.2GHz (PowerPC / Intel)
- Memory:384 MB RAM
- Graphics:64MB GeForce 3 or Radeon 8500
- Hard Drive:10 GB available space
- Other Requirements:Broadband Internet connection
SteamOS + Linux
Minimum:
- OS:SteamOS and Ubuntu 12+
- Processor:Pentium 3 1133MHz or AMD Athlon 733MHz Processor
- Memory:128 MB RAM
- Graphics:32MB GeForce 2 or Radeon Video Card
- Hard Drive:10 GB available space
- Other Requirements:Broadband Internet connection
Recommended:
- OS:SteamOS and Ubuntu 12+
- Processor:1.2GHz
- Memory:384 MB RAM
- Graphics:64MB GeForce 3 or Radeon 8500 Video Card
- Hard Drive:10 GB available space
- Other Requirements:Broadband Internet connection
R. Kelly's Protege
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Friend of Dorothy
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Well, aren't YOU a badass
Kicked open a door.
Duck Dynasty
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Someone's got a case of the Mondays!
Survived Monday.
Here, Wilfred
Gained your first dog helper.
Taxidermy with Chuck Testa
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Officer McLovin'
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you
Put out someone that's on fire.
It's sterile and I like the taste
Sucked down your own piss.
It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Finkle IS Einhorn!
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
C U Next Tuesday
Survived Tuesday.
Lieberman is our Leader!
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Fur Sure!
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Do you even Enzyte, bro?
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!
Survived Wednesday.
Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale
Roasted 30 people with fire.
And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays
Survived Thursday.
GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Where's Mr. McGibblets?
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Gotta pay the Troll Toll
(Secret achievement)
Door Mat
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Workin' for the Weekend
Survived Friday.
Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!
Killed over 1,000 people.
Can't Touch This
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
FAB-U-LOUS!
Wore all three outfits.
Screw Bill Lumbergh!
Survived Saturday.
Paid the Piper
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
You are not alone
(Secret achievement)
Darth Maul'd!
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Chuck Norris'd!
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Running With Scissors
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
I swear, I thought it was a home fill
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Anger Management With Roger Clemens
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Shiva Blast
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
A-Rod Who?
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Reddit would be proud.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Thanks for the money!
Finished all seven days.
Rebecca Black's Nightmare
Totaled 30 cars.
Rick Grimes 4 Life
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
There's always money in the banana stand
(Secret achievement)
I Am Legend
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
I should buy a boat
Read the newspaper every day.
Chapelle's Show
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
GABAGOOOOOL!
Reunited with an old friend.
Found 'em faster than GWB
(Secret achievement)
Señor Cornballer
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
RAFIBOMB!!!
Kicked 30 people in the balls.
John Rambo'd!
(Secret achievement)
I'm not even supposed to be here today!
(Secret achievement)
Holocaust: Part Deux
Reunited with an old enemy.
Cesar Millan is Gay
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
I don't need virgins for this
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
One time, at band camp...
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Ginger Mint
(Secret achievement)
Rain on your Wedding Day
Reunited with an old flame.
Don't taze me, bro!
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Uncle T-Bag
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Pussy on a Pedestal
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Hello, Newman
Kicked 30 dogs.
Fear and Loathing
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Reddit's Famous Double Dong
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
BioShocked
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Ape Rape
(Secret achievement)
SCREW that game!
(Secret achievement)
Michonne ain't got nothin' on me
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Better than POSTAL III
Rescued your loyal companion.
Dick Message
(Secret achievement)
Gary vs. a Giant Penis
(Secret achievement)
Bitches Love Cake
(Secret achievement)
Planet of the Apes: The Musical
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Anustart!
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
40 Year Old Virgin
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
CAN YOU DIG IT?!
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
PooMasher
(Secret achievement)
Hobo Sexual
(Secret achievement)
Scientology Level: OT VIII
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Rich on Reddit
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
You Snow Nothing John Blow
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Ode to Eddings
(Secret achievement)
Harder than r/gonewild
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
My Name is Jesus
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Adderall4All
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
All American
R.I.P. Champ
The Champ
Gary Coleman
Krotchy O's
Postal Babe
The Gang
X Dude
