Journey To The Savage Planet
Release Date: 28 Jan, 2021
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Onward to Adventure



WELCOME TO THE PIONEER PROGRAM! As the newest recruit of Kindred Aerospace - The 4th best interstellar space exploration company - Your job is to determine if the planet ARY-26 planet is fit for humans. You may be short on equipment and experience, but good luck!

Play with a friend

Play solo or online with a friend. If you have one.

Explore and catalog the flora and fauna.

From strange spherical birds to hallucinogenic plants to ‘festering alien orifices.’ Try not to die.

No Expense Spared*

You get some cool tools for free, like a laser pistol, rocket booster pack, and ‘probe’, but if you need something you have a slick 3D printer can turn space trash into sweet items.


Are you alone?

Bonus mysteries! Complete your survey of the planet to find out. You’ll know you’re on the road to completion when you’ve heard the words ‘cucumber sh*twater’ and found the ‘festering butthole’.





*Most Expenses Spared.



SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS

Windows
Minimum:
  • OS: Win 7, 8, 10
  • Processor: Intel Core i5-750, 2.67 GHz
  • Memory: 4 GB RAM
  • Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 660 | AMD Radeon HD 7950
Colonizer
Colonizer
Set foot on AR-Y 26 for the first time. I guess that counts as an achievement?
He Slimed Me
He Slimed Me
Got covered in ooey-gooey alien guts.
Phone Home
Phone Home
Play a video message from Kindred. Guess they didn't forget about us!
I Feel The Same. I Think?
I Feel The Same. I Think?
Unlock the Alien Teleportation System. Beats walking!
Aaaaaaand we're back
Aaaaaaand we're back
You died! Now you're not dead! Huh. Weird!
Flippin' the bird
Flippin' the bird
Get launched by a Pufferbird, then kill it.
Return To Sender
Return To Sender
Retrieved your own loot box. Death is no excuse for leaving behind Kindred property!
I Want To Go Home. Eventually.
I Want To Go Home. Eventually.
Marked your first fuel pod. Momma, I'm coming home!
Cragclaw Defeated
Cragclaw Defeated
Cragclaw down. Break out the garlic butter!
Floopsnoot Queen Defeated
Floopsnoot Queen Defeated
Successfully ended the bloodline of an endangered alien species! Congratulations!
What Would You Two Maniacs Like To Do First?
What Would You Two Maniacs Like To Do First?
Start a Co-Op game. It must be nice having friends...
It's Not In The Game
It's Not In The Game
Collect every obnoxious video ad on your computer.
Little Shop of Horrors
Little Shop of Horrors
Fed 5 Pufferbirds to a Meat Vortex. Yes, it blends!
Ambidextrous
Ambidextrous
Use every left hand tool in the game. Gotta hand it to you: You're pretty handy.
Don't Cross the Streams
Don't Cross the Streams
Slapped your Co-Op partner. I'm sure you had a good reason for it.
For Science!
For Science!
Complete the first set of Science Experiments. Science: It's not just for nerds!
A Little Help, Please
A Little Help, Please
Revive your Co-Op partner. Let's hope they learn to start pulling their weight.
Open Sesame
Open Sesame
Enter The Spire. I've got a bad feeling about this...
Teratomo Defeated
Teratomo Defeated
Teratomo is no mo'. Now go take a shower. You smell bad. Very bad.
Teratomo? Teratomo!
Teratomo? Teratomo!
Re-emerged onto AR-Y 26 after killing Teratomo. Back to work, I suppose!
Build It Up
Build It Up
Gather half the Alien Alloy on AR-Y 26. I'm half-impressed!
Au-revoir Gopher!
Au-revoir Gopher!
Kill 5 Schnozos in 15 seconds. Moles ain't gonna whack themselves.
Deleted But Not Forgotten
Deleted But Not Forgotten
Read all of the previous explorer's emails. Kinda nosy if you ask me.
It's Me. But Not Me. But Still Me.
It's Me. But Not Me. But Still Me.
Scan your own corpse. Best not to think about it too much...
Your Friendly Neighbourhood...
Your Friendly Neighbourhood...
Execute 10 consecutive grapples without touching the ground. You're like some kind of arachnid-man.
We came, We Saw, We Kicked Its Ass
We came, We Saw, We Kicked Its Ass
Crack Cragclaw with a Co-Op partner. Teamwork really does make the dream work.
Home At Last
Home At Last
You've returned home after fully completing your mission! You're a hero!
Pinball Wizard
Pinball Wizard
Kill 5 creatures with a single Charged Shot. Because aiming is for chumps!
Stop Crapping On Me, Jessie
Stop Crapping On Me, Jessie
Got pooped on by a Skipper. That's good luck, depending on who you ask. Not me. I think it's gross.
Kronus: Unplugged
Kronus: Unplugged
Unplug Kronus and restore Kindred's control of DL-C1
Stronger, Faster, Probably Poisonous
Stronger, Faster, Probably Poisonous
Recklessly and irresponsibly eat every Orange Goo on AR-Y 26.
The $600 Man
The $600 Man
3D-print all the 3D-printables. After that, go ahead and 3D-print yourself a gold star!
Power Underwhelming
Power Underwhelming
Craft all the new upgrades unlocked via exploration of DL-C1
Part of a Complete Breakfast
Part of a Complete Breakfast
Get covered in Tropical Pufferbird milk...
Cannibals
Cannibals
Bait 5 creatures into attacking each other. Divide and conquer: Classic strat.
Who Is Teratomo?
Who Is Teratomo?
Collect and read every Alien Explorer Log.
The Answer is 42
The Answer is 42
Fully decrypt and watch the tower origin transmission.
Zoologist
Zoologist
Scan all the creatures on AR-Y 26!
That's all people really want to do...
That's all people really want to do...
Kick 10 Pufferbirds in 30 seconds. It's why you bought the game. We get it.
Botanist
Botanist
Scan all the flora on AR-Y 26!
Coastal Postal
Coastal Postal
Collect all the scattered postcards of DL-C1
Turdball Wizard
Turdball Wizard
Consecutively bounce on 5 different Springy Egg Sacs. It's like an ethically-iffy bouncy castle!
Jewel of the Bargain Bin
Jewel of the Bargain Bin
Complete the entire DL-C1 Kindex
Screw This Noise
Screw This Noise
You've returned home without fully completing your mission. I'd start looking for new work.
Shocking
Shocking
Stun 5 creatures simultaneously with Shock Fruit. Stone cold.
Scott Norwood in the Hizzy...
Scott Norwood in the Hizzy...
Kick 25 Pufferbirds and 25 Maroons. It's ok. I don't know who Scott Norwood is either.
No Refunds
No Refunds
Finish the game in under 4 hours. See you at GDQ!
Walking On Air
Walking On Air
Fly through 12 unique gas rings without touching the ground
I Come in Peace
I Come in Peace
Slap every alien creature at least once. I suppose that counts as "first contact".
Old Game Master
Old Game Master
Assert your independence and beat Old Game Minus entirely in singleplayer.
Old Game Alliance
Old Game Alliance
Tolerate another person long enough to beat Old Game Minus entirely in coop.

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