JEF
Release Date: 28 Feb, 2020
JEF is an indie 3rd person surreal adventure game.
You wake up as an alien from Karzalinx, not knowing what your name is or how you got there. Soon you discover that your planet has been taken over by a giant evil spa cult. You have to find a way to escape through a space-time ganglion that can take you to various alien colonies throughout the universe. Your goal is to get to Earth where aliens are attempting to right the wrongs of humans by doing things such as forcing former billionaires to put together Ikea furniture for regular people. Among all the confusion of a recently colonized planet you hear of a kidnapped scientist who can help you find out what your name stands for.
*** The game takes around one hour if you go through it at a regular pace. To do all the achievements maybe another hour or two.
*** This game is more about having an experience and less about mechanics, strategy, high scores, etc. Might not be for everyone.
*** It's pretty resource heavy. I like trying to make these experiences as nice looking as possible. The lowest machine I was able to test on was with 8 gigs of ram and an NVidia GTX780ti. If you are able to use anything lower let me know!
Some quotes from a pre-release stream:
"Whatever it is this guy takes to make this stuff I hope he ODs on it next time.”
“Like if you put one of those bingo cages only every number was a different conspiracy theory, that’s his brain lmao”
“No wonder this guy hates the rich, because he doesn’t know how to handle his own damn money, just like everyone else who hates the rich. Take some responsibility for once in your life”
“This is kind of cute weirdly enough”
“BS communism endorsing trash”
“One time my Italian teacher taught us about our chakras instead of teaching us Italian”
You wake up as an alien from Karzalinx, not knowing what your name is or how you got there. Soon you discover that your planet has been taken over by a giant evil spa cult. You have to find a way to escape through a space-time ganglion that can take you to various alien colonies throughout the universe. Your goal is to get to Earth where aliens are attempting to right the wrongs of humans by doing things such as forcing former billionaires to put together Ikea furniture for regular people. Among all the confusion of a recently colonized planet you hear of a kidnapped scientist who can help you find out what your name stands for.
*** The game takes around one hour if you go through it at a regular pace. To do all the achievements maybe another hour or two.
*** This game is more about having an experience and less about mechanics, strategy, high scores, etc. Might not be for everyone.
*** It's pretty resource heavy. I like trying to make these experiences as nice looking as possible. The lowest machine I was able to test on was with 8 gigs of ram and an NVidia GTX780ti. If you are able to use anything lower let me know!
Some quotes from a pre-release stream:
"Whatever it is this guy takes to make this stuff I hope he ODs on it next time.”
“Like if you put one of those bingo cages only every number was a different conspiracy theory, that’s his brain lmao”
“No wonder this guy hates the rich, because he doesn’t know how to handle his own damn money, just like everyone else who hates the rich. Take some responsibility for once in your life”
“This is kind of cute weirdly enough”
“BS communism endorsing trash”
“One time my Italian teacher taught us about our chakras instead of teaching us Italian”
SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS
Windows
Minimum:
- OS: Windows 7
- Processor: Quad-core Intel or AMD processor, 2.5 Ghz
- Memory: 8 GB RAM
- Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce 780ti
- DirectX: Version 11
- Storage: 7 GB available space
Recommended:
- OS: Windows 10
- Processor: 4th Gen Intel Core i7-4790 processor
- Memory: 16 GB RAM
- Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1070
- DirectX: Version 12
- Storage: 8 GB available space
Leap of faith
Jumped off a giant platform to start the game.
Extrovert
Chat with 10 strangers in Skolgajar
Named
Received name from Dr. Grinberg.
Dentist
100 teeth collected at DogHead's race track
Coordinated
Pass through 15 holes in a row in Universe Transport System.
Easy
Earn 200 credits on easy mode in the credit machine
Normal
Earn 200 credits on normal mode in the credit machine.
Mystery Drawing Two
Find Mystery Drawing Two in the astral plane
Chatty
Chat with 5 builders at HOTR Home Furnishing.
Literate
Read all the magazines in the waiting room
Forest Sprite
Chat with at least one forest sprite in Skolgajar
Sleeping Scientist
Find the sleeping scientist on Skolgajar.
Speedy
Finished DogHead's race in under 100 seconds.
Maze
Finish the secret maze game on Karzalinx.
Hard
Earn 200 credits on hard mode in the credit machine.
Airwalker
Walked out onto the air in Karzalinx.
Bird
Find 20 orbs in the astral plane
Cult Videos
Find all 3 Cult Videos in Karzalinx
Mystery Drawing One
Found mystery drawing one at HOTR Home Furnishing.
Switch
Found achievement switch in DogHead's forest stadium.
Pilot
Fly without landing for 5 minutes in the astral plane.
Sim
Run simulation on Skolgajar for an hour.
Steve and Janet
Collect and read the entire story of Steve and Janet
Happy
Outran all your demons with full mental health.
