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Snake's News - Failure Now

Aaaand another week, another piece of news. Here we go, gents. We'll begin with two big failures.MULTIPLAYER IN TELLTALE'S BATMAN IS A F*****G FAILUREWell, it turns out the "crowd play" feature won't be exactly what we wanted it to be. Remember the 2000 players judging your every move and voting for which option to take? Well, the number got cut by 1988. Only up to 12 players will be able to watch and judge you. Even better - they will be able to do it only locally. As if sitting in one room and talking about the choices was obsolete. Telltale,

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Snake's News - The Nvidia Redemption

A lil' bit later than usual. I'm a human too, I have to sleep y'know. Also, I had to re-post this 3 times.GTX970 LAWSUIT FINISHEDIf you remember - the GTX970 was advertised as having 4GB of memory, despite having 3.5GB + 0.5GB in reality (don't even do the maths on this, it is a HUGE difference). Anyway, after a mass lawsuit Nvidia has lost and offered to refund $30 to all US customers who bought it.Why $30? Apparently that's how much cheaper the card would be if it was advertised as 3.5GB in the beginning.MAFIA 3: MEET THE VOODOO QUEENAnother trailer

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Snake's News - Hardcore Remasters

Well, some news appeared. Someone's gotta do the job, right?REMASTERS INBOUNDWell, two remasters are coming, one of them is just rumoured and the remnants of information about it have been removed.First one is Darksiders: Warmastered Edition - upscaled to 1080p, 60FPS and all that. Same treatment Darksiders 2: Deathinitive Edition had. Will come out on PC, PS4, XBO and Wii U. However, if you want to get this for Wii U - your experience will be worse. Why? Because the game will be locked to 30FPS on that platform. No more info about tit- I MEAN "IT".Second one is Metal Gear

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Snake's News - Anime, Swearing, and Ghostbusters Treatment

Well, today it's raining. Mood goes to shit, weather goes to shit...but not news, oh, not news.PROFESSOR LAYTON GETS A GHOSTBUSTERS TREATMENTAnother thing that goes Rule 63 a.k.a. female Ghostbusters way. This time it's new Professor Layton game - Lady Layton: The Conspiracy of King Millionaire Ariadne. We'll take place of his daughter - Catriel. Game's gonna come out in Japan sometime in spring for 3DS and iOS. Is she going to conquer the nerds and "brainy people" or is she going to be hated like Feminibusters?WATCH_DOGS 2 - MEET DEM BOISAre you ready to see numerous shitty pop culture references

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Snake's News - A Quantum of Disappointment

It's 30 degrees Celsius outside, everything is melting except my laptop, since I made cooling adjustments to it. The birds aren't singing, 'cause they are burning in that heat. I'm chugging down an energy drink, hoping not to fall asleep after writing this. Anyway, news aren't going to write themselves.NINTENDO N(VIDIA TEGRA) XOh boy, can't say I'm not disappointed. Because I damn am. Finally some more details about NX leaked...and I wish it was a joke, really.The console itself will be a handheld with detachable controllers at its sides, with an option to be mounted in a dock attached to your

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